Re: RE: drummer jokes (was: Chord progressions, Multi Lateral Improvisation...)

[<jay.bell@ntlworld.com>]

I liked this one

Q: How do you get a lead guitarist to turn down? 
A: Put some sheet music in front of him. 

Works on me, anyway! :)


> 
> From: "Goddard, Duncan" <goddard.duncan@mtvne.com>
> Date: 2008/04/29 Tue AM 11:12:04 BST
> To: <Loopers-Delight@loopers-delight.com>
> Subject: RE: drummer jokes (was: Chord progressions, Multi Lateral 
>Improvisation...)
> 
> .....with a drum machine you only have to punch the part in once.
>  
> .....the drool comes out both sides of his mouth. (riser)
>  
> .....one, two, three, four! (light-bulb)
>  
> & so on. I think it's time we had some lead guitarist jokes. they're all
> wankers, after all. :-)
>  
> d.
> 
> ________________________________
> 
> From: doc rossi [mailto:docittern@gmail.com] 
> Sent: Tuesday, April 29, 2008 8:07 AM
> To: Loopers-Delight@loopers-delight.com
> Subject: Re: drummer jokes (was: Chord progressions, Multi Lateral
> Improvisation...)
> 
> 
> why do bands have bass players? to translate for the drummer. 
> 
> On Apr 29, 2008, at 7:37 AM, William Walker wrote:
> 
> 
>       
>       Why did the drummer leave his sticks on the dashboard of his
> car?
>       
>       
>       So he could park in the handicapped  zone!
>       
>       
>       
> 
> 
> 
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