Perhaps instant telepathy of some manner is available. I'm sure that Mr. Gates is working on neural implants as we speak. In the immortal words of the American Satirist Dennis Miller "Bill Gates, there's a guy who is only a monacle and a fluffy white cat away from being a Bond Villain........."
From: Ben M
Sent: Apr 26, 2006 3:21 PM
Subject: Re: Message Board: no thanks
I prefer neither a mailing list or a message board. From now on, I would like all of you to communicate your looping messages to me either by long-distance smoke signaling, sky-writing, or the painstaking medium of cell-phone text messages. DO YOU HEAR ME?!