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Re: OT -- A GUITARISTS SECOND WORST NIGHTMARE



jus to add my two cents...having just read about it...
so sorry to hear about your predicament Tedster...
no suggestions except to get better/well sooner so we can all hear that 
guitar thangg you do so well quicker!
s
and i cant even ponder what 'a guitarists "worst" nightmare would be-dont 
wanna think about it)

-----Original Message-----
>From: daniel stevenson <stillllscary@yahoo.com>
>Sent: Apr 24, 2006 2:27 AM
>To: Loopers-Delight@loopers-delight.com
>Subject: Re: OT -- A GUITARISTS SECOND WORST NIGHTMARE
>
>bummer tEd, the vermont doctor's home remedy guide
>says to use apple cider vinegar for everything and
>anything...you know the zappa song "he used to cut the
>grass"now you know why...
>               get well soon,
>                       danny scary
>
>
>--- tEd  kiLLiAn <tedkillian@charter.net> wrote:
>
>> DANG, DANG, DANG, DAGNBBIT!
>> 
>> I AM TYPING THIS MESSAGE IN ALL CAPS (AND
>> ONE-HANDED) FOR
>> A REASON. NO, IT'S NOT THAT. I JUST BURNT MY LEFT
>> HAND RATHER
>> BADLY ON THE MUFFLER OF A BORROWED LAWN-MOWER. CRAP!
>> CRAP! CRAP! OOOOOO CRAP! THE SUCKER HURTS TOO.
>> 
>> HAVE OU EVER LEFT AN IRON TO SIT TOO LONG ON AN
>> IRONING
>> BOARD WHILE IT WAS WARMING UP, OR TURNED AWAY FROM
>> ONE
>> FOR A SECOND ONLY TO SEE A BROWN SINGE MARK ON YOUR
>> FAVORITE SHIRT WHEN YOU PICKED IT UP?
>> 
>> THAT'S WHAT THE TIPS OF MY LEFT HAND FINGERS LOOKED
>> LIKE
>> WHEN I FELT THE HEAT AND PULLED IT AWAY FROM THE
>> MOWER
>> I WAS TRYING TO LEAN DOWN AND ADJUST. THERE ARE BIG
>> NASTY
>> BLISTERS NOW FORMED UNDER THE BROWN SINGED PADS OF
>> THE
>> FIRST THREE FINGERS. FINGERS AND PADS I NORMALLY USE
>> FOR
>> FRETTING A  GUITAR AS IT HAPPENS . . . AND TYPING ON
>> A COMPUTER.
>> 
>> THE PAIN WHEN I TAKE THE BAG OF ICE AWAY IS
>> INDESCRIBABLE --
>> EXCEPT THAT IT SEEMS TO COME IN WAVES. I'M TYPING
>> BETWEEN
>> THEM RIGHT NOW. I'M NOT KIDDING. CRAP! CRAP! CRAP!
>> OOOOOO
>> CRAP! IT'S HARD NOT TO LAUGH AT MY OWN GROSS
>> STUPIDITY.
>> I HAVE TEENAGE SONS. THEY SHOULD BE MOWING THE LAWN
>> FER #$%&*!@! SAKES!
>> 
>> ANYWHO, ARE THERE ANY GOOD HOMEOPATHIC REMEDIES OUT
>> THERE FOR MINOR BURNS OF THIS TYPE . . . OTHER THAN
>> TYLENOL
>> AND ALCOHOL AND LIBERALLY APPLIED ICE PACKS? HAS
>> ANYONE
>> BEEN IN A SIMILAR FIX? I DON'T THINK IT WARRANTS A
>> TRIP TO
>> THE EMERGENCY, I HAVE NO INSURANCE ANYWAY, SO IT'S
>> NOT
>> REALLY AN OPTION.
>> 
>> I HAVE A GIG IN BOISE, IDAHO IN SIX DAYS AND ONE IN
>> VENTURA,
>> CALIFORNIA THE FOLLOWING, WEEK AND ONE BACK IN
>> OREGON
>> AFTER THAT. I DON'T PLAN ON SWITCHING TO THEREMIN OR
>> AIR
>> SYNTH AT THE LAST MINUTE. HEHEHEHEHEH, OW! CRAP!
>> CRAP!
>> CRAP! OOOOOO CRAP!
>> 
>> I GUESS I COULD PLAY SLIDE GUITAR IF THE BURNS DONT
>> HEAL
>> ENOUGH TO BE USEABLE. I WAS A FAIR SLIDE PLAYER
>> (ONCE UPON
>> A TIME) ALTHOUGH IT'S A TECHNIQUE THAT I'D SET ASIDE
>> IN FAVOR
>> OF OTHER THINGS FOR SEVERAL YEARS NOW.
>> 
>> I SUPPOSE A GUITARISTS FIRST WORST NIGHTMARE IS A
>> LOSS OF FINGERS.
>> SO IT COULD BE WORSE I SUPPOSE. ANY GOOD IDEAS? YOU
>> FOLKS ARE
>> MY TRIBE. IF ANYONE HAS A BRIGHT IDEA I'D BE GLAD TO
>> HEAR OF IT.
>> THE SHOW MUST GO ON -- ONE WAY OR ANOTHER.
>> 
>> tEd  kiLLiAn
>> 
>> "Different is not always better, but better is
>> always different"
>> 
>> http://www.pfmentum.com/flux.html
>> http://www.CDbaby.com/cd/tedkillian
>> http://www.guitar9.com/fluxaeterna.html
>> http://www.garageband.com/artist/ArsOcarina
>>
>http://www.towerrecords.com/product.aspx?pfid=2845073
>>
>http://www.netmusic.com/web/album.aspx?a_id=CBNM_17314
>>
>http://www.indiejazz.com/ProductDetailsView.aspx?ProductID=193
>> http://www.loopers-delight.com/cgi-bin/profiles.cgi?
>> 
>> step=view_profile&id=121197000042
>> 
>> Ted Killian's "Flux Aeterna" is also available at:
>> Apple iTunes,
>> BuyMusic, Rhapsody, MusicMatch, MusicNet, DiscLogic,
>> Napster,
>> AudioLunchbox, Lindows, QTRnote, Music4Cents,
>> Etherstream,
>> RuleRadio, EMEPE3, Sony Connect, CatchMusic,
>> Puretracks,
>> and Viztas. Yadda, yadda, yadda. Blah, blah, blah.
>So???
>
>
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