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RE: Jokes (Was: Music Scene)

> Q: What do you call two guitarists playing in unison?
> A: Counterpoint.

Q: What do you call it when two guitarists play the same note?
A: A minor 2nd

> Q: How can you tell that a guitarist is at your front door?
> A: The knocking gets louder and faster and louder and faster 
> and he still doesn't know when to come in.

OK, this one is definitely my favorite so far. ROTFL