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Re: [LOOP] Re: how to make keyboards look more cool
On Tue, 1 Feb 2005, David Kirkdorffer wrote:
> NachrichtWhile this may not be practical for some gigs, putting your
> keyboard on top of a beautiful woman who is lying down on a table will
> help make your keyboard practically invisible, while at the same time
> stealing some eyeball action from the singer and lead guitar player.
> Make that a nude woman and you'll be able to book more solo shows too.
Sure, that'll work, but how often do you see "Wanted: keyboard player for
Satanic Black Mass, Saturday midnight" in the local musicians
section of the paper anyway?
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