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Further Testamonial

Dear Valued Generic Corporation,

About a year ago I was down on my luck. I lived paycheck to paycheck, 
never 
knowing when I would get out of debt. Never knowing IF, for that matter. 
Then I stumbled into Homewreckers Needed! The plan seemed simple enough:
Send Buck gear, get his appreciation.

I really had nothing to lose. So I figured ... why not?

So I tried this out. Some of the stuff I sent him was actual gear, e.g. 
computers, VCRs, printers; but mostly I sent him various services. These 
jockables ranged from designing his magazine, to rewriting "Send Buck 
Gear" 
proposals he was sending out to the great corporations of America. I was 
sending him so many jockables that I finally signed up for a special 
program 
that, with each jockable I sent him, would let me earn miles toward a free 
trip to Pasadena. This was the "Fact-Checkin'-Cuz" program.

And ever since, my life has been enriched. I'm still in debt, still living 
paycheck to paycheck, down a few computers, and still waiting for him to 
pay 
his share of the "Girls Gone Wild" video we ordered, but at least now I 
can 
spend my lunch hours and evenings making sure Buck can receive more gear.

Thank you, Buck!


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